Anonymous asked:

can you pls explain me why everyone thinks phil tops? i just don't get it </3

fucking-landshark answered:

Well I can’t speak for everyone in the Phandom, but here’s why I think Phil tops.

  • He’s older.
  • have u seen his shoulders oh my god
  • Dan literally looks like a twink
  • when they met, Dan was only 18 and Phil was 22 and mature and all that like lets all just imagine tiny little teen dan like “o helo phil eheheh”
  • usually the person who’s louder in public is the one getting plowed into the bed by their quiet partner